Jim Talent, you douchbag, I *am* one of America's Liberals who call your values "extreme"

i've somehow found myself on a mailing list for all the out of touch republicans and their close-minded organizations. as a native of st. louis, i get lots of political crapaganda from my home state. check out this hilarious, fear-ridden e-mail i received from the great Jim Talent, missouri republican and terrified senate candidate. very nice to see the old guard starting to recognize the power in our liberal, bleeding heart, peace demanding ranks. move on, jim, for the love of the show me state.


Dear Agent99,

As summer heats up, the Democrats are shifting their Senate campaign against me into high gear.

They want my seat back. Just watch: Hillary Clinton will start funneling money into my opponent's camp (just as she did for Jean Carnahan). Howard Dean is already sending money to fund Missouri's Democrat party.

National liberals will spend whatever it takes to try and win here in Missouri -- money will be no issue for them -- and a huge reason behind this is to set the table for eventually winning the White House in 2008. And that doesn't account for the millions from outside special interest groups - like Moveon.Org, Handgun Control and EMILY's List - already lined up for attacks.

That's why I need your support right now to help me jumpstart my Senate campaign. Please make a contribution of $25, $50, $100, or even $250 using our secure online donation page today.

The liberals' Senate candidate will soon be inventing reason after reason for why he or she should be elected, but my vision isn't tied to polling numbers. My vision for Missouri is optimistic and unswerving because it is rooted in the bedrock principles of our state -- honesty, integrity, and common sense. Armed with these strengths, we are building strong communities across the state and shaping the brightest of futures for all who are willing to step forward and participate in our economy.

During these two years of serving you in the Senate, I've done everything in my power to make Missouri the best possible place to work, to put down roots and to raise a family. And I will continue.

>> I have never been more committed to using traditional values and common sense to help shape a brighter future for Missourians.

>> I am determined to make the President's tax cuts permanent, especially the death tax that causes so many family farms and businesses to be sold. And;

>> You have my word that my vote in the Senate will be cast in support of judges who embrace traditional values and the Constitution as it was written. Especially in the Supreme Court battles we are about to face.

As we enter the summer, the Democrats are stoking the fires across the country to silence my vote. This makes me believe I am on the right path in serving you best.

Agent99, America's liberals are so disconnected from reality at this point in time that they call the traditional values that you and I share "extreme" or "fringe" and they hold a great deal of contempt for all of us who dare to disagree with them.

The liberals who want to take us back to the era of Big Government or worse are writing huge checks to make sure that my future opponent is the best funded of ANY Democrat running for the Senate.

The highest stakes are riding on the outcome of this campaign. So, if you can, please consider going to this link and making a campaign investment of $25, $50, $100, or even $250 to help me win reelection and continue standing with President Bush in the U. S. Senate.

While I never expect to match the Democrats and their special interests dollar for dollar, the success of our Senate campaign hinges on our ability to stay in contact with our best supporters across all 114 counties.

As one of my best supporters, I am counting on your help to win this election by getting our optimistic message of creating jobs, stronger schools and winning the war on Terror to Missouri's voters.

Sincerely,


Jim Talent
United States Senator

P.S. Agent99, regardless of what the liberals do or who they choose to run for the Senate, I am counting on your gift of $25, $50, $100, or even $250 by clicking this link right now to help me communicate my message for our future and to build the grassroots voter network that will mean the difference between victory or defeat. Thank you.